Talk about BITTER… Or shall we say payback? Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world about Kim Kardashian and the self absorbed person she is. According to Life and Style he is ready to talk. Kris wants to talk about how the show is fake, which we already knew, but another interesting tid bit… How Kim talks about Kanye and says that he smells bad in bed. Ouch! It’s those hot leather pants he always wears probably.
Also how she is not attracted to Kanye at all… But hey this is coming from Kris Humphries.. Don’t shoot the messenger. Despite Kim’s unflattering comments about Kanye, Kim and Kanye stepped out as a couple just months after she split with Kris. And you know what guys…..? I am here for ALL of it! At the end of the day Kim had to take attention away from her sleeping with Kanye behind Kris back while they were married.. SO that is why she had to say all those nasty things about him. Seriously, I believe any and all teas in reference to Kanye having that rank dank. Those ball incubating leather pants are a breeding ground for various pockets of funk that can be spontaneously emitted into the atmosphere to singe and burn nostrils at any given moment. Atomic funk bomb waiting to happen… Spill it Kris we are waiting! They also say that Baby North looks just like Mason with Olive Skin and a full head of hair.