They must be truly desperate, Cleveland has a new Quarter Back Brandon Weeden but apparently he is not making the cut, leaving fans to pray to the football god’s for an intervention. Taking that a step further, one might make a hilarious, albeit painful, Craigslist ad begging for a signal-caller like the following Browns fan did.
Yahoo! Sports’ Frank Schwab spotted the latest fan hilarity coming from Cleveland, and it’s really rather simple: a fan hopped on Craigslist and posted an ad, a portion of which is posted below:
Hello, and thanks for reading.
Have you played pro football? College ball? Highschool? Pee-wee?
Have you played Madden before?
Do you sort of kind of know some of the rules of football? If yes keep reading. If no…well also keep reading! We will take ANYONE. This could turn into a regular gig for the right person. Here’s the thing…our defense is sick nasty, but we’ve got problems under center…well one problem. Brandon Weeden. If you’re sick of seeing desperation heaves to the sidelines, countless sacks after superb coverage, and underhanded lightly tossed interceptions in the 4th quarter then please come apply! If you can throw a ball, come apply! If you can’t, come anyway! We can teach you the basics….throwing the ball to the guy who has the same color shirt as you. Throwing the ball reasonably close to a receiver that’s WIDE OPEN, throwing the ball more than 3 yards on 3rd and 16. Think you got what it takes? Come on down! You’re the next contestant on Cleveland Quarterbacks!
Please no redheads, people named Brett, or any U. Of Florida alum.
LOL they are too pissed, I can’t even remember when the Cleveland Brown’s made headlines for anything… Anway read the rest here!